|Proof that girls are evil!
||[Tuesday 4th November 2003 at 5:51 pm]
First we state that girls require time and money:
Girls = Time × Money
And as we all know, "time is money"
Time = Money
Girls = Money × Money = (Money)²
And because "money is the root of all evil"
Money = √Evil
Girls = (√Evil)²
And we are forced to conclude that
Girls = Evil