Ironically, I bought the laptop just before the Grand Disk Failure of 2019... but not far enough in advance to have it arrive first.
Anyway, meet Alethia!
I've always been partial to ThinkPads (even if they no longer have the nice keyboards of old). In years gone by I'd have likely picked a T-series, but quite frankly they no longer have the features I want (DVD drive) and in the absence of those, the extra size isn't really necessary. I started looking at other models, and the X-series caught my eye with the Yoga variants in particular. And the result: a fairly tricked-out X390 Yoga! Being an X-series there are compromises - very little is upgradable on them, so I maxed out the RAM at 16GB and picked a Core i7-8565U processor.
With any luck, this will be another long-lasting system. I got well over 10 years out of Aether in all its forms - if I get 5 years with this one, then I'll be happy.
The only question left is how fast is it?
The answer is... fast. It's not the best-scoring system overall on pleaseremove's list but it does manage to hold its own, given the mobile CPU and embedded GPU (Intel UHD 620). And it has a secret weapon, in the form of an upgraded SSD - I replaced the stock drive (a 128GB Toshiba BG3-series model) with a 1TB Samsung 970 EVO Plus which has utterly demolished all the competition on that list.