Thomas (boggyb) wrote,
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Things you don't expect to hear at housegroup

Things you don't expect to hear at housegroup: "Move, I can't see your cervix!"


We had a Secret Santa exchange, and a newly qualified midwife got given a personalised mug. On one side:

[name]
- YES -
I DELIVER!
(ANY DAY-ANY HOUR)
While on the other:

AMAZING
MIDWIFE
AT YOUR
CERVIX
And of course a photo had to be taken (not by me!)...

Our housegroup is bonkers like that.


My Secret Santa present is a spider robot kit - I'll post photos once I've constructed it.
Tags: christmas, housegroup
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