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The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane

This is just... strange...

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...climb onto your roof and practice your naked yodeling to passing 747s.
Then, after lunch...leap on random pedestrians and demand that your need for piggy back rides be sated, lest you kill again.
Dinner will consist of...a hundred shotgunned pixie sticks, and some heroin for good measure.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...pass out the pamphlets you had made up preaching the divine word of Squiknor, lord of the lemmings, who shall inherit the earth when all the non-believers are gone.
At the height of your madness, you will callnoltad
And the two of you will proceed to...go to a club and have a contest to see who can lick the most unwitting strangers by dawn.
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