And the rain in torrents fell
And the skipper said to his mate "tell us a tale"
And the tale began like this:
"It was a dark and stormy night..."
This time I got two phone calls back-to-back from the Environment Agency's autodialler: a flood alert for Fareham to Portchester, and a flood warning…
Work is having a snow day - the boss texted yesterday evening to say "it's pretty tricky on the roads around there so don't try to come to work in…
Boss: You may as well head home, the snow's getting worse and those with further to go are already leaving.