...Later on, after I've played enough Dune2000 to kill most mortals, I winch
myself out of the comfy chair and gather up my equipment: Chubb key for the
comms riser, some 1m patch leads (we have 1, 2, 3 and 4m leads in plentiful
supply), a post-it with some seemingly random numbers and letters on it
which contain his new machine name and IP number, (never tell them more
than you think they need to know) and a hammer.
It always worries them, the hammer. It looks well used, it has a rubber
cover on the handle upon which is written "Insulated to 240v", and both the
claw and the head have metal filings stuck in them...