Found via a friend's facebook:
Please put this on your status if you know someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers whilst the remaining 1% are awesome and will repost this on.Now, as any seasoned adventurer knows it is vitally important not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. One can only conclude from these numbers that 99% of adventurers either do not know this, or failed to heed its advice.
Now, you may be about to point out that the quote says that only 93% of adventurers have been incinerated, and point out that 6% are taking precautions. That is indeed correct, but what they have failed to realise is just how big your average gold-hoarding adventurer-devouring dragin is.