> I'd still be on dial-up if it wasn't for cable. BT lines near me can't provide ADSL.
Dial up, dial up?
You were lucky, when I was a lad we never had dial up, we didn't even have tins with pieces of string. We communicated by hitting a dinosaur several times with a club, and the roars emitted were decoded at the receiving end by another dinosaur that was fluent in English. When we had finally flogged all the dinosaurs to death, we had to shout to each other from mountain tops, that was until we all got laryngitis, and we didn't even know what laryngitis was.