According to Microsoft, while my copy of Microsoft Office Access 2003 is perfectly valid, my copy of Microsoft Office Standard Edition 2003 isn't. Which is plain wrong, because I know it *is* legal (the alternative being one of the big online retailers is due for a suprise audit). I've even followed the license to the letter, and limited the installation of it to my personally owned computer and my personally owned laptop.
Any idea who I whinge at at Microsoft to get this fixed?