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[Monday 12th August 2013 at 7:15 pm]
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*ring ring*

"Hello?"

"Hi, is that a Mrs boggyb?"

"Mr boggyb"

"Oops, sorry, must be a dodgy line. Anyway, I'm phoning to try to get you to buy double-glazing because there's some government scrappage scheme for replacing old stuff. Have you got any windows or doors more than 9 years old?"

"Nope, because this place was only built a few years ago"

"Ah. Um. Well, how about a conservatory?"

"Nope, because it's a first floor flat"

"Um..."

It was rather amusing hearing the mental cogs grind when I hit the telemarketer with that lot.
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